Me flirting: come smoke with me


a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks


r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???


there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people



omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world


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